This brochure documents the 31 different phrases in “The Five Word Phrase Calendar”, Lexier’s proposal for a new system in which each day of the month is to be known by a five-word phrase rather than by that day’s date. The 31 phrases are arranged alphabetically and are in a fixed order: A BIRD IN THE HAND always appears on the 1st of the month, and YOU CAN COUNT ON ME always appears on the 31st. The title for the work is also its own five-word phrase.